its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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