Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.

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(858): View more from California

WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

(760): View more from California

You're High aren't you?

(858): View more from California

Sooooo high

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(415): View more from California

LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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(315): View more from New York

And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru

(1-315): View more from New York

That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.

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