I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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