69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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