My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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