drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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