the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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