dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
only you would photoshop your dick
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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