Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
