Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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