What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
