sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
false alarm, still single
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