fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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