so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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