I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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