Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
