I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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