Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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