Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I stole a fireplace last night.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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