Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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