Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I want you more than these girls want KFC
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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