i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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