let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Will exercising make me less horny?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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