is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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