i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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