You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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