wanna go halves on a baby?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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