Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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