I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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