Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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