She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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