Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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