Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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