i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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