You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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