That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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