dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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