do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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