ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is Oprah even human
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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