So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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