White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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