I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
