That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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