Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
operation harelip BJ is a go
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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