She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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