Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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