i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize