I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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