Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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