I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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