He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Boobs are out for the taking
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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