Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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