I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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