it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
