dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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