She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
